What the hell? Could they not possibly get a more stereotypically gay song?
“Would you like something to suck on for landing, sir?”
Indeed.
Britain, you have no taste.
Quite possibly the worse thing about it all is that Scooch were the best of a bad bunch. We had Cindi singing a ballad which sent me to sleep, has-beens Brian Harvey (‘im out of East 17) and Liz McClarnon (‘er out of Atomic Kitten), Hawkins and Brown (‘im out of The Darkness, ‘er is actually quite talented but the song sucked), Cindi (‘oo the ‘ell is she?) and Big Brovaz (actually, we actually realised that they were crap a long time ago, so it’s not going to be any different second time round).
Eh, Morrisey, where were you, you bastard? You PROMISED us a decent Eurovision entry.
Fuck it. I’m going to enter next year. Eh, Stroppy, up for a duet?
March 17, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Well I did not watch it, but haven’t you missed the point. Eurovision is meant to be camp and trashy. There are Eurovison parties in Brighton on the night !
That song sounds just right. Morrissey is not eurovision, he may be a bit camp, but not the right sort of camp. Has-been singers are also all wrong. Totally unknown camp made up bands are needed.
Not sure about a duet, I could dress up camp and trashy(and get you those promised fishnets to wear) but I really really cannot sing
March 17, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Not sure about a duet, I could dress up camp and trashy(and get you those promised fishnets to wear) but I really really cannot sing
If that’s the case, then those douze points are in the bag. Helsinki here we come!
March 18, 2007 at 3:44 am
The gimmick: your song is the sign signalling the beginning of the revolution…
March 18, 2007 at 8:51 am
nah John, just pure trashy camp …fishnets, DMs and red lipstick. And thats just Kit of course
March 18, 2007 at 10:46 am
Actually check out the discussion on nuns with guns and Jim D for some ideas for our duet costumes
http://stroppyblog.blogspot.com/2007/03/stroppyblog-poll-portuguese-porn-and.html
March 25, 2007 at 8:17 pm
I voted for it
March 25, 2007 at 8:33 pm
You will forever rot in a room with no doors!