Jim Denham FACTS

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet fo Jim Denham.
• Jim Denham doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Jim Denham has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Jim Denham.
• Jim Denham does not sleep. He blogs.
• Jim Denham is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
• Jim Denham is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Jim Denham counted to infinity – twice.
• There is no chin behind Jim Denham’s beard. There is only another ESB.
• When Jim Denham does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Jim Denham is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Jim Denham’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Jim Denham was cold, so he turned the sun up.
• Jim Denham can lead a horse to water AND make it drink ESB.
• Jim Denham doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Jim Denham gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• Jim Denham can slam a revolving door.
• Jim Denham does not get frostbite. Jim Denham bites frost.
• Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after reading Shiraz Socialist.
• Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Jimtatorship.